Spykee

“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON’T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR’S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.

How you doin?

Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I’ve been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.

…and I thought I’m the only man with dreams.

Brah, I don’t even close the toilet door when I poop if there’s nobody in the house.
Yes, I am disgusting. Thank you for noticing.

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All of you who have commented until now - LIARS!

I know all of you dimwits are looking at naked people on your phone. That’s your fun thing & then you produce “things” out of your body that you wipe off.

Not saying I don’t do it, but you do it too.

War-Chest-Hair Sauce … Werk-hamster-shire Sauce … Wash-your-sister Sauce … What’s-this-here Sauce … Wister-Sheer Sauce … … …

Yeah. Fucking nailed it!

This fucking idiot!

Look for an icon that resembles a ship. It symbolises sailing through all the misleading webpages and takes you straight to your desired resource. It looks something like this…

Lemmy has a lot of people who are ready to die on a tiny hill.