spv.sh

surprised no one has mentioned dropbear yet. i don’t remember the name off the top of my head, but there’s a relatively easy way to setup your initramfs to listen for SSH connections, authenticate with a private key, and send the unlock key. bonus points for writing a script to do it automatically with cute names, e.g. “sendkey helium.intra” or whatever

i am

brain

i need it spelled out

what do you mean by “spell”? what do you mean by “brain”?

matrix. it’s not perfect, but it’s the least shit option i’ve found so far. in the poorly paraphrased words of bjarne stroustrup, “there are only two kinds of chat protocols: the ones people complain about, and the ones nobody uses”

is this the part where i’m supposed to feign surprise? oh, gee golly heavens! i can’t believe this!

GIGABIT per SECOND?!?!!! i will blow you to mirror my videos once i set up an instance

eye contact too

i’m a hipster who produces 640x480 @ 30.00. we actually might be out here

i’d love to self-host an instance, but my uplink bandwidth is rather poor (~20mbps at peak)

for a small instance how well could i do?

nah, we smoke the cloud like ops

i smoked some good weed like half an hour ago, do i need to wait

oooooooooooo, shit

i’ve got an 8350k sitting around as an email server, might be time for some migrations! tho hwenc tends to be worse than sw (nvenc certainly is, but the performance makes up for it) so i might just keep it as is for now…

heh, rack

that is hot

depends on what you want to host. a lemmy or pleroma instance could run on an old laptop – that’s often where people start. a small minecraft server too. email can be a bit more resource intensive, but it’s not that bad. mastodon can be a pain in the ass. peertube’s main bottleneck tends to be upstream bandwidth. jellyfin doesn’t require too much power, but if you want to transcode a “decent” GPU is preferable. i threw my old 1650 in there and it works fine for a stream or two.

i assumed you were making a comment on the modern (fascist) administration. there’s a difference between shitty politics and fascism. :P

the quote in question is over a decade old…

i really would like to run my own peertube instance, but until i get a symmetric connection, i just don’t have the uplink. :(