Hi. I’m you. It’s weird reading something so fucking … exact.

I’m sorry you went through that.

My ex wife made a claim that I hit her. She thought it would help her win the divorce.

Officially I have to check the box on forms saying yes I have in fact EVER been charged with domestic violence.

I’m the only person involved with a memory of the event she made up, because I have to maintain records of it and charges being dropped and everything. For work.

Investigators ask me, I have to say yes. I describe the situation and what happened and they give me the side eye “yeah sure ok, wife beater” and then my ex-wife doesn’t even remember the situation.

The good news is I have sole custody of our child. A judge saw the real of it when it mattered.

American Football is round based auto battler ….

Jesus idk how you did it but I read the entire thing in Mindy’s voice from the first letter.

It’s like my mind knew

I got to see Killswitch do Holy Diver with both lead singers.

It was amazing.

Howard’s band was opening for Killswitch just after lockdown lifted.

They killed it.

The wall substory is a wild ride

https://youtu.be/7ejH_BihwFQ

Google tells me this means “fucked” or “fucking”

OH YEAH WELL YOURE BEAUTIFUL

gotem

Real talk though, a wine and cheese date is amazing especially if you get wild with moldy cheeses and you both end up laughing at each others “weird cheese faces”

Make them laugh, easy day.

Our lizard brain can be beat by our monkey brain, we just gotta use our monkey brain bits.

One of the better security modules in the kernel was developed by the NSA.

It’s open source software and Microsoft can’t force it in, the open source model will handle this properly.

No, Microsoft would likely sooner fully adopt the Linux kernel tbh.

It aligns with their software/service as a service model.

My bet is you’ll see a “windows 11” compatible user space running on Linux a la WSL ( LSW? ) in the coming decade.

I know Linux engineers who moved to Microsoft generally for this purpose

This is so wrong it is unhinged.

AppleTV+ is a subscription service to Apple content.

It’s a separate app, you don’t even need to have it installed.

You’re saying this new app and service they added, which don’t change the interface at all, has somehow ruined the interface?

What does the changed remote have to do with anything?

The center of the directional pad works like the old panel remote and they added the circle everyone complained about them removing.

And wtf does the butterfly keyboard have to do with the remote?

How did it change when they launched appletv+?

Which remote is better?

There’s also folks like me who came, 15 years on Reddit and I haven’t been back.

Those of us who actually interacted with the platform and left aren’t going back.