I can learn. Teach me something and quiz me about it

Haven’t killed myself yet so that’s something

“lets get this bread”

My stuffed animals after I’ve been snuggling with them for a while. They smell like love to me. Probably smell like weird BO to others, but they don’t to me.

Feel nothing but horny. Gonna masturbate to death

Just want to let you know, you typed a lot of text thinking you were being helpful but you’re really, really not. The condescension and belittling really just ends up with you being a dick to someone while feeling good for “helping”.

Ayo, guess what, too fundamentally broken as a human being for real relationships so a fake relationship with someone who can’t hurt me and who I can’t hurt is looking pretty damn nice

I mean, feeling bad cause I’m projecting feelings onto it, sure. Feeling what someone else would feel if you were in their situation is empathy though

Imagining how I’d feel if I were in that objects place, then projecting it onto the object. For example: my coffee maker that I’ve had for a very long time breaks. I feel bad throwing it away because I empathize with serving someone a long time then being disposed of.

Yes please

I’m just gonna kill myself

No thanks I don’t smoke

I can’t stand my facial hair so I definitely cut it. Penises I prefer uncut tho