I have aged since but I’m not quite 27 yet, so maybe it worked?
I’ll try adding that eyeglass cleaner and let you know how it’s going when I’m 40.
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Holy shit you just reminded me of my childhood.
I remember mixing all the things I could find in the bathroom because I thought it would make your hair grow faster and might be the secret to immortality, because none of the scientists would have considered mixing dove and palmolive together.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?
4·8 months agoTeledildonics.
Apparently they can also help you cheat at chess.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I need relationship advice? This hurts a lot
1·8 months agoThe ‘mistake’ of receiving more than one unsolicited nude?
He was ok with the gofundme, but wasn’t ok with you sending the gofundme to others?
And you’re supposed to report everything to him but he doesn’t do the same for you?Your boyfriend is free to express his insecurities. And it wouldn’t be unreasonable for him to say that if you continue messaging strangers in that context, he won’t feel comfortable continuing the relationship.
It’s perfectly normal to set boundaries and to get upset when your partner crosses them, but it sounds like he’s getting upset about you crossing boundaries which he never made clear.
So not only are there unreasonable one-sided expectations, you’re also supposed to be a mind reader who knows what all of those expectations and boundaries are in advance.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I need relationship advice? This hurts a lot
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phlegmy@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I need relationship advice? This hurts a lot
21·8 months agoHim ending the relationship because you saw a dick pic and have had sex multiple times in the past just shows his immaturity and lack of commitment.
You didn’t cheat on him, you got sent a nude.
It’s not like you were planning an affair.
I bet he looks at porn all the time, would you break up with him for it?
You don’t need to report every single thing that you do to him, does he honestly do the same for you?He’s either a stupid misogynist who holds you up to higher standards than he sets for himself, or he’s just looking for an ‘out’ to the relationship without taking any responsibility.
He’d prefer to make you feel bad than to admit he doesn’t want to continue the relationship due to his personal beliefs.I don’t want to tell you who you should or shouldn’t date, but there are much more understanding people out there who will love you unconditionally.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is it a complement or an insult to recreate your significant other using AI porn?
1·8 months agoDepends how closely it resembles them.
If it’s indistinguishable I’d take it as a compliment, otherwise I might take it as how you would prefer me to look.It really depends on how porn/sex-positive the SO is.
If you’re just looking for spankbank material, maybe you could do a photoshoot together?
phlegmy@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?
16·8 months agoNah the dad was too strong to be brainwashed by the babysitter’s sexual deviance. But those poor baby sperm overhead everything and became infected with the gay.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is one moral you have that most people don't agree with?
2·8 months agoI agree that some things can be objectively immoral, but I think there’s a lot of grey/subjective areas too.
Is it objectively immoral to not spend 100% of your free time helping others?
What about choosing to have kids instead of adopting?
Turning someone’s life support machine off after they’ve been declared braindead?
Killing a serial killer in an act of self defense?

That’s a great question! Let’s go over the common factors which can typically be used to differentiate humans from AI:
🧠 Hallucination
Both humans and AI can have gaps in their knowledge, but a key difference between how a person and an LLM responds can be determined by paying close attention to their answers.
If a person doesn’t know the answer to something, they will typically let you know.
But if an AI doesn’t know the answer, they will typically fabricate false answers as they are typically programmed to always return an informational response.
✍️ Writing style
People typically each have a unique writing style, which can be used to differentiate and identify them.
For example, somebody may frequently make the same grammatical errors across all of their messages.
Whereas an AI is based on token frequency sampling, and is therefore more likely to have correct grammar.
❌ Explicit material
As an AI assistant, I am designed to provide factual information in a safe, legal, and inclusive manner. Speaking about explicit or unethical content could create an uncomfortable or uninclusive atmosphere, which would go against my guidelines.
A human on the other hand, would be free to make remarks such as “cum on my face daddy, I want your sweet juice to fill my pores.” which would be highly inappropriate for the given context.
🌐 Cultural differences
People from specific cultures may be able to detect the presence of an AI based on its lack of culture-specific language.
For example, an AI pretending to be Australian will likely draw suspicion amongst Australians, due to the lack of the word ‘cunt’ in every sentence.
💧Instruction leaks
If a message contains wording which indicates the sender is working under instruction or guidance, it could indicate that they are an AI.
However, be wary of predominantly human traits like sarcasm, as it is also possible that the commenter is a human pretending to be an AI.
🎁 Wrapping up
While these signs alone may not be enough to determine if you are speaking with a human or an AI, they may provide valuable tools in your investigative toolkit.
Resolving confusion by authenticating Personally Identifiable Information is another great step to ensuring the authenticity of the person you’re speaking with.
Would you like me to draft a web form for users to submit their PII during registration?