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Fastball’s The Way!

This post is gross af

Others have mentioned money, but I would like to propose this: horny

Pattern recognition. There are only so many stories and story elements that people work with. Familiarize yourself with them for long enough and most stories can be correctly ‘read’ before act 2 even begins.

Good authors know how to take advantage of this and fake out a seasoned audience, but most stories follow fairly simple patterns.

That is cool. Maybe don’t tho.

I can click my tongue really, really loud. Like a baseball hitting a bat hard. Aside from making people jump, I have yet to find any practical use for this talent.

I have only ever lived in slums and ghettos except for the two years I spent living with my mother after her second divorce. There was also a half a year spent at my exes family’s summer home. Never felt so free as being able to wake up, go outside and see nothing but trees and hills in every direction.

Other than those two spots, it’s been shitty landlords and inconsiderate neighbors all the way through. Color me surprised if I ever find myself with enough money for more than food and housing.

Even a laptop in hs seemed like an incredible luxury to me. Only “rich” kids got that stuff, from my perspective back then. All my toys except a single gameboy color and two pokemon games were gifted to me by my far better off cousins/aunt and uncle.

The way things are going in my country, I don’t expect this to change before I die. Money and the comfort it can bring are a pipedream for people like me, who grew up in dirt, now still live in dirt, and can only imagine a life above all the grubs and crawlers down here in the dusty, dusty dirt. Oh well 🤷‍♀️

A butterfly complaining about change is low key really funny

5’5 and no. It’s usually my outlandishly goofy and immature sense of humor that scares folks off, based on what I’ve been told about it. For context, my favorite podcast is bigsofttitty.png, so…fair enough lol

That’s just easy electrolytes. Nothing wrong with that, chum

I would be interested! But I think the best way to implement this would be to give people the power to choose. Maybe, for whatever reason, they want to work that day? Or maybe they’d rather go home and get some good zzzs in? If the goal is cultivating a healthy work environment, then I think letting people take the day to recharge in whatever way suits them best would be ideal. Having a fun activity or excursion available to join in on only enhances this imo

It’s a shame they’re not bulky enough to convert into lunchboxes like people used to do with GameCubes. I have nothing helpful to add lol. Good luck tho!

I’m not jewish so idk for sure, but I’m pretty certain Jesus is still considered a prophet and generally an pretty cool guise in Judaism.

Humans are also animals lol

I’m obviously an idiot. What’s your point?

Still bad. Different kinds of bad for sure, but definitely still bad.

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You’re an animal tho

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You
Are likely
To
Be eaten by a grue

If this predicament seems particularly cruel
Just think of who’s fault it could be
Without a torch or a match in your inventory