Do they act to maintain the stock’s grip on our plane of existence?

Did you work out where the drier puts them? Every load, two matching socks go in, but when I unload them there’s either; just one sock, or two different socks.

Have you tried patting your head and rubbing your belly at the same time?

I’ve seen this bug in the outlook web app too. Like it suddenly thinks I’m holding ctrl or something, then every keystroke in middle of typing an email become commands to mess up my inbox and delete my drafts.

Man, that actually sounds really good.

Stargate universe.

The big bang theory intro theme song started playing in my head instantly when I saw this, well done.

Kind of. Think of the RAM allowance as a “maximum” limit, not a reserved allocation. The VM host might have 64 GB RAM, and perhaps allows 20 VMS running in it at once. Each VM can allocate up to a max of 8GB from that host. Not everyone is running their VM at the same time, even if they are, not everyone would be running at their limit of 8GB of memory. If it does happen that 20 users are trying to use 8GB at the same time on one host, then it’s the same as anytime an OS runs low on RAM, it would start paging out to disk, everything would slow down for everyone. If that happens too many times, they could shuffle some users’ VMs around to balance the loads across hosts.

Can someone explain to me why it always seems like everyone on lemmy are in one of these two categories:

1: “I remember my first computer used ferro-magnetic beads that we glued to lengths of string. We could store nearly 10 bytes in one string”.

2: “My first computer was an old iPad that only had 64GB storage, couldn’t even store my photo album.”

It’s like everyone is aged either 89 or 19, nobody in between.

Probably because the RAM was pooled, but storage was not. So your RAM allocation is part of a larger pool that is shared between all currently logged in users. But your storage is allocated/reserved up front, and is used only by you.

Transport Fever 2

OpenTTD

Factorio

Factorio

Factorio

Can’t work out if it’s short sighted and arrogant, or a masterful work of irony and sarcasm.

I absolutely loved him in Parks and Rec. He was always my favourite character. But that’s probably because he was just playing himself.

Everything I’ve seen him in after parks and rec has been bad, and I agree he is not a good actor.

This is the correct answer. I wouldn’t assume I’m the murderer, I’d assume I’m the second victim.

One time someone said to me “Happy Birthday”, on my birthday, and I said “Thanks, you too”. It wasn’t also their Birthday.

I’ve had this. It tastes like guilt and regret, but somehow it works and it’s not bad. I’d have it again.

Also the “cheddar” that is normally found in USA is really just another heavily processed American-style cheese with a different color. It’s very different than an English cheddar or a vintage cheddar.

That’s a cool idea. I’d like to start doing this. I hope my knees can cope, I’m very heavy.

The majority of dust particles on the surface of your desk is dead human skin cells. That’s the part you’re missing.

Yes. And their socks are too.