…or are you?

I’m leaving my phone somewhere very far away from my actual location. Check and mate, assassin.

How about generic guys with no special talents in particular but the gift of gab?

All of them for a brief time, but then only one: quickest to be dethroned from every single world record.

This is all good advice. I just wanted to point out that most of the traps on Amazon are knockoffs of the Flip & Slide from Rinne Corp. Shawn Woods covers it here on Mousetrap Mondays: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwvVPT202Y

His channel is great, and I believe he mentions in a later video that besides stealing Rinne’s design, many of the knockoffs don’t work as well due to sloppier manufacturing tolerances. I’ve ordered from them (both this design and Shawn Wood’s Dizzy Dunker) and I felt better than if I had bought a counterfeit through Amazon.

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