Can you alter the header only on page 6? Or rotate pages 3 and 5? Because that’s the kind of wizardry that Microsoft refuses to implement in Word.

The light grenade gag is an all-time classic.

Right to work is very misunderstood online. It’s not the freebie everyone seems to think it is.

If you terminate sometime without documented cause, you can’t deny their unemployment claims and must keep paying them in all 50 states.

The myth that they can fire you with no recourse is something they want everyone to believe so that nobody files for unemployment. when they’re entitled to it.

That’s why Right Starman gets it.

Left Starman didn’t actually reveal PII. He tricked Right Starman into doing it.

I don’t think I’d get along with me.

Athens early episodes of the show they tried to inject some hostility among the main crew that simply wasn’t there in the books and feels very out of place. It took me several years to get through the first half of the first season.

Once they stopped trying to inject the drama into it, it got a lot better, and I really enjoyed it.

Then the asshole actor playing Alex turned out to be a creepy weirdo, and they ended up canceling the show in the aftermath of the controversy.

But before if you didn’t want Windows, I think Lenovo just pocketed the change.

And OEMs don’t pay anywhere reat retail for a Windows key.

I don’t think they did it at a $200 discount before.

This may help them absorb the tarrifs by advertising it at current rates while raising the price by 200 bucks.

I dread calls at work more than anything in life.

Just send a fucking email.

I did like in the Invincible comics that Atom Eve realized that her matter-manipulation powers were better used for things like providing food, shelter, and resources to the world than fighting people in suits.

My sister and I were talking about benign superpowers and decided the X-Men probably have someone like a band director with a superpower like perfect pitch who watches after the school while everyone else is off adventuring.

Definitely the second. Because those people would still be driving drunk in the first case.

Having 2 horriblly-drunk drivers on the road is still better than having 2 horribly-drunk drivers plus another 20 moderately-drunky drivers.

They are the reason I think I severely underestimate that sucess rate of junk mail. They essentially mail me a phone book 5 times a year ro my home and my office and I have ordered exactly zero products from them ever.

It can’t be cheap to send all those catalogs, so they must work.

That’s illegal under the Magnuson Moss Warranty Act.

Send them a certified letter. Inform them that they need to prove you caused the damage, repair or replace your device, or you’ll be taking them to arbitration.

They generally have to pay for the arbiter, so it’ll be cheaper to just replace your cheap phone even if they win.