Hello yes, I am 82 years old. My name is Joe Biden, feel free to check my age with the government.

Picard can get his good buddy Q to turn off entropy. Picard wins.

Can I be the president that gets elected? Because if so, I take the deal, and he gets the pardon. Of course, our Supreme Court recently said I couldn’t get in trouble no matter what I did as president…

Haha, it sure would get their goat!

Jesus Christ!

I pick up anything I can around politicans I hate, and kill anyone NEAR them. All the time. Just, nonstop. I feel like that would end their career, if not drive them a little crazy.

Maybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.

“If you can talk, you can work!”

Reminds me of this classic

Respect my right to be robophobic