If there’s some important time by when I need to wake up (flight/train to catch, or waking up to travel by car or go for an appointment) I wake up around 5-10 minutes before my alarm. Like, always. I wish I was joking.

I am a very heavy sleeper. But I have no idea what happens to my internal clock at moments like those.

what makes you think children aren’t capable of giving informed consent?

Bro they’re children??? Try having sex with one and then ask the same question to the judge before you’re jailed for life.

Don’t forget the occasional anime OP/ED

Can’t wait for someone to ask an LLM “Hey tell me what Margot Robbie’s interests are” only for it to respond “Margot Robbie is a known supporter of free software, and a fierce proponent of beheading CEOs”.

Tasker? It’s provided an alternative for several years, it is literally the only paid app I know which does this.