Yeah, I think their CEO might have QNAP stock or something.

It’s hilarious how dumb this is.

That’s why I don’t keep my brushes in the same room as my toilet.

So touching dead skin cells with my skin is supposed to be a biohazard?

First time I hear that.

I guess I also shouldn’t shake hands anymore.

How so? I’m not coughing or spitting on the desk.

Dead skin cells, sure, but that’s not a biohazard.

The gunk is just compacted dust from the desk surfaces.

Perhaps a bit gross, but it’s mostly stuff you’re breathing in daily, just now visible due to being compacted.

Super gross to me would imply something like bodily fluids or other biohazard.

Am I missing something?

In addition to that, having kids, crossing international borders and moving to different countries are also things where marriage gives benefits.

And in some jurisdictions, there can be very significant tax advantages.

Which is why there was always a big fight for marriage equality.

But if you don’t want all these legal benefits, then co-habiting is fine.

They would immediately nationalize Microsofts Europe operations and the crack would be an official patch signed and released by Microsoft Europe.

No sick ASCII art though.

Yes and no.

For non-cloud stuff, the EU would quickly legitimize cracks that circumvent anything they would try.

For Cloud stuff, they can more easily turn that off, but then they would need to forfeit all their EU business and assets.

People have the memory of a goldfish nowadays.

I was alive during the 2000 and 2008 market crashes, but also the 2020 non-crash.

It could be that Tesla really has cracked autonomous driving by summer, as Elon claims, and then they will recover a lot of market value.

But more realistically, as the saying goes, even a dead cat bounces.

Markets never go down in perfect lines. There are dead cat bounces along the way.