A distraction! You need to watch the McGrover movie on Nezflik. Celery is important but you must remember to chamfer the stalk part.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something about Microsoft Outlook that drives you crazy?
10·6 months agoThe fucking thing cannot search. I like to keep my email as conversation mode, but regardless if I get an attachment or I can remember some of the words in the email I would search for it and maybe 10% of the time I would find it.
It’s incredibly frustrating how useless the search function is.
Just give them jalapeños. Have them play with the “fruit” for as long as they want.
Permanently flying dildos that take turns during speeches.
The proper answer is don’t even touch that xit. It could be a front for automatic AI installs or something where you learn that you can opt out of it but 5 years after they stole the data.
Microsoft is a totally evil company and so is meta, yahoo and Google.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Descentralized AI book reading serverEnglish
12·7 months agoNot just that but. My own notes from say Joplin. Can it consume those and expand my knowledge based on things I’ve already done and results I’ve already tried. And that’s still just an example. I could be a race car driver learning a particular race way or a set of other drivers etc.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Descentralized AI book reading serverEnglish
13·7 months agoBecause those who dedicate themselves to finding the best information would have the best AI specific to that information. I would want my question routed to Joe’s shop and not jiffy lubes shop.
Maybe your question is about photography or maybe specific to photography chemistry or maybe to the mechanisms of a shutter or maybe you want to known how to setup a second curtain flash or maybe you want to known what specific wavelengths your first doublet filters for or what wavefront shape the light beam reflecting off the camera’s sensor will have or what sort of material can absorb it best so it doesn’t reflect back as a haze. Who knows! Well the very best people who do that sort of thing know, and they got all the books about it! So why not share that information if the books are just sitting there every day just collecting dust.
Sure something like this hasn’t been done yet. But its not because it can’t be done. Its because it’s difficult to do. But all the pieces are already there. We just need a few good puzzle masters to put it all together.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is really meant by "programming" when people say they like to use linux for it?
21·7 months agoI programmed a lamp bypass for my old projector do I could then use a different lamp and turn it into a UV projector. Programming is not sophisticated stuff. Its the reason for having a computer. People could write, mail, watch TV, play etc just fine before computers.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?
3·7 months agoTwo large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are you most basic principles for life?
2·7 months agoHmm…let’s put this in perspective. We live in a tiny dot flying around a cosmic sized flushing toilet bowl that is it self flying around a larger flushing toilet bowl… Both have centers that either melt everything and or stretch it til the atoms break apart…or both. We are direct descendants of life forms…not animals perhaps but life forms who appeared from random motion and electric volts and radiation in and around a primordial mix of random liquid shit. And we are the 1 second before midnight if the entire earth had been around for an entire day. In short we are nothing. Who cares if some guy wants tariffs on China while raping someone during a celebration for a new pope. However…if you lived here, your entire puny life trapped inside a calcium basket full of your own meat and guts with 8 other billion people in the same conditions, I would much rather it be a happy blip than a blip filled with and torture. And lots and lots of sex. If you’re 21, my recommendation as a working professional who designs and builds really freaking cool gadgets is to go find someone to fuck pronto. And fuck. A lot. Use protection, don’t have kids unless you want to. But just make love day and night. Once you turn 35 make some goals for the rest of your blip. Then spend the rest of your blip. Thru all, make your self happy and make others happy. Just help each other. It serves no one if you live the tiny puny piece of time pissed off and you piss off others.
That’s my oversimplification of socialism/Communism. I believe that there’s definetly plenty of the basic stuff to keep people from going homeless and hungry. The governments should provide at least that. Then above that you can work to buy a computer and a phone or fancy pants. A safety net should exist. And it can be basic so the rich don’t complain. “Why should they get X if they didn’t work Y”. Because by the same token, how is it possible for one man to earn thousands of times more than another?
Somewhere between every man (and woman) for her (him) self and a general safety net for all the truth lies. And it’s probably closer to the safety net. There’s an awful lot of last stupid people, a few hardworking smart and educated people, lots of hardworking smart people and a few handful of rich assholes. Somehow we’re all trapped in this flying ball of dirt.
Shit in old. My kids are less than 10.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Anybody else annoyed by news headlines being predominantly clickbaity now?
7·7 months agoThat’s why I stopped reading the news. Instead I get my news here and I have to interpret what they mean for me locally. Its extremely bullshit. Now orange man has bit into NPR and PBS. When that institution disappears, I won’t have a leg to stand on. I’ll be a mindless robot going to work. Suddenly they come and tag one of my balls with a chip because they said they would but nobody was there to tell us.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How are Americans preparing for the Trumpist supply shock?
4·8 months agoNot yet here. Maybe a few more weeks?
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Oh really good question! You are so extremely right!
Lots of people still like old pants from goodwill. I saw a girl wearing pants that just had like two threads holding them together.


AI will be shocked when it learns we all have 7 legs and we’ve been hiding the fact from all recording devices for so many years.