Naw I worked with a guy named Mr. Plague

The Gibson

Still using my microwave from my wedding. It’s from 2009 and it’s a Panasonic. Also my Kettle is from around that same time too and still chugging along, it no longer beeps though.

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

Dishwashers

Modern ones have too many features that can break and brick the whole thing and the cheap ones never get good powerful pumps so they spray like shit. Just make a basic mechanical timed dishwasher with a super powerful pump and I will be all in.

Electricity:

a form of energy resulting from the existence of charged particles (such as electrons or protons), either statically as an accumulation of charge or dynamically as a current.

Probably utility meter reader so they don’t have to drive by to read the meters. It’s lazy and my energy rates have only gone up the more jobs the get rid of.

Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.

$1 Bob!

As the bullets whizzed past my head I ran at the enemy fucking and weaving the hail of fire.

The sun