I can’t even think of how someone would have “sex in front of their kids”. Sure, sex when kids are say in the next room, or in the same house seems harmless enough.
I imagine that OP meant a scenario like, “hey kids, don’t come in our room without knocking, because we’re going to have sex” instead of “this is how you give a BJ. Let me demonstrate on ur dad. Watch n learn bitch”. If they meant the latter, then… uhhh yeah that’s fucked up.
No, they meant if having sex when children r around was common in their culture.
OP asked for non political takes, friend.
The answer is very simple. Our universe is very likely not static. We already know that it is expanding (as of today). The further you look in space, the faster that space is moving from us. This causes more and more redshift of light the further you look away (the wavelength of light becomes longer and longer).
Beyond a certain point, space moves faster than the speed of light. Thus, we get no light.
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I’m already here so Here we fucking go… RAWR!!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo’ necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, ‘n’ make me yours and don’t forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies ‘n’ lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles ‘n’ wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin’ thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) ‘Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin’)
Kygo. Just really really good music (especially the latest album “KYGO” and “Thrill of the Chase”.
Have you tried engaging yourself in a group sport? Doing stuff with friends/competing with them can be fun! Doesn’t feel like work at all!
tedious
How? Being hydrated + fiber + coffee in the morning = needing to run to the toilet
Thanks for the detailed explanation!
Aww no worries <3
picked that up from one of them
Ah. Nah, it’s a case of “repeat a lie again and again till it becomes the truth”. I vaguely remember us being taught about this national language thing in school too! Kinda like the Mandela effect (but very likely spread intentionally).
जर्मनी मध्ये फॅमिली आहे का?
नाही नाही. आम्हाला शाळेत ८-१०व्ही अर्ध हिंदी अर्ध जर्मन (१००च्या ऐवजी ५०-५० मार्कांसाठी) असल्यामुळे खूप थोडे जर्मन येते. तेव्हा बी २ पर्यंत यायचे. आता काही येत नाही lol.
पण माझ्या एका मित्राला खूप फायदा झाला जर्मन मुले. आता मस्त जर्मनी मध्ये फुकटात बॅचलर्स करतोय (तिथे जर्मन मध्ये शिकलात तर शिक्षणाची फी जर्मन सरकार भरते).
NRI?
हो, कॅनडा मध्ये.
Marathi and Kannada??? Do u live in Belgaum?
Nah the 13 in the song has nothing to do with the unlucky part. It’s just that the song is a goofy ass song lol. The lyrics literally start with “ding dong ding ding dong ding dong”. It’s basically a woman asking her lover or whatever to come home (not in the ding dong part of course).
She’s like, “I waited 1, 2, 3 - 13 days” for you and you didn’t come. On the 14th day, I did this, on the 15th I did this, on the 17th I realized we broke up, my heart shattered on the 20th and so on. Many find the song nostalgic (not me, cuz I’m not from that generation). For me it’s just another old random annoying-ish Bollywood song.
Also, just to add to my previous comment a little with a live example here:
Kazaxat’s (the person whose comment you replied to) parents are Malayali. They’re from the south Indian state of Kerala. See how Kazaxat doesn’t speak Hindi? Kerala is one of the states resisting Hindi imposition. Also remember how I said that the land of modern India was never under one state? Kerala was one of the lands never under the rule of any state in the Ganga basin.
Also, the actress dancing in the song above is Madhuri Dixit, who is Marathi.
Here’s a link to the song if you’ve suddenly become curious lol. Disclaimer: it’s just another silly old Bollywood song. So if u’r not into that, u ain’t missing anything.
popular old song with Madhuri Dixit where the chorus counts up to 13
LMFAO I would’ve never expected someone to reference that song on Lemmy of all places!!! Such a goofy song lol
you’re Indian?
Yepp
Hindi is the official national language
Oh noooo nonono. This is a large misconception (kinda one that was spread intentionally).
So here’s the deal. India is very similar to Europe, in that there are hundreds of little cultures that have had very different histories, very different cultures, very different religious practices, etc. At no point in history was India (the current borders) under one state, just like Europe wasn’t under one state.
India has 22 official languages, out of which Hindi is the most spoken one (largely in northern India in the basin of the Ganga).
Hindu nationalists have this idea that India needs to be a nation state to protect itself from foreign threats. “A very important step towards that is by having one language that is spoken by all. English can’t be that language cuz it belongs to the colonizers. Hindi however, is Indian. Hence, all Indians must speak it.”
The problem however, is that those that don’t speak Hindi don’t want Hindi imposed on them. According to them, English is a perfectly fine bridge language. South Indians generally hold this position. Their languages are very very different from Hindi. Even their scripts are different (like how English and Japanese have different scripts).
Lemme explain this by giving an example of Europe. Imagine Britain colonizes all of mainland Europe. Europe has never been united before. However, to defeat the British, Europe unites for the first time. They drive the British out, and establish their own state.
Now, a group of Catholic Christian nationalists believe that Europe must become more united to fight against such threats. They want all Europeans to speak one language. This language turns out to be German. State institutions across Europe start making their employees only talk in German. Understandably, the French are pissed with this.
That’s kinda what’s happening in India right now. Many (especially south Indians) are pretty mad about this and are resisting.
I have not heard of Marathi
It’s the language spoken in the state of Maharashtra (whose capital is Mumbai).
83 million people speak it natively, while 16 million speak it as a second language. It shares the same script with Hindi. So if you know Marathi, it’s kinda easy to learn Hindi and vice versa. There are many common words and stuff. I think a huge majority of Marathi folk can speak an ok amount of Hindi today (largely because of internal immigration from North India to cities in Maharashtra and the aforementioned “Hindi imposition”).
English (school/friends): one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
German (school): eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs (hehe sex), sieben, acht, neun, zehn
Marathi (native): Ek, don, teen, char, pach, saha, saat, aath, naoo, daha
Hindi (friends/school): Ek, do, teen, char, panch, cchah, saat, aath, naww, thus
Why do u fuck sharks?
Aww you’re always posting cute stuff like this on Lemmy. Keep up the cuteness haha!
That definitely is the case with me (say in around 70% of cases?).
I think in my mind, people that are my type = attractive. I want to be attractive. Therefore, my ideal look = the body type I am attracted to. Thankfully, I have almost achieved my ideal “look” or whatever.
So yeah, I do look like people I have sex with usually.