My smartphone is a camera, phone, and orbital sander.

Step in and do what? Cross the ocean to launch a counter-invasion against the biggest military force on the planet? And how long that would take? It took 5 years until Europe was liberated, well long enough for 11 million people to be executed in the concentration camps.

I’m Canadian. I’ll probably die in an internment camp for Trump Derangement Syndrome when the US annexes us.

And Canada and Greenland are Poland.

comment and make you wait for the second half.

If you really like waiting I could type out only half my–

It didn’t break adblockers “at the time”. It broke them intentionally. That was by design. Google is an advertising company dabbling in other areas. They don’t want a browser that can properly block their primary revenue.

The brief era? It was over a decade of people stealing mouse balls! And once optical mice started showing up people would steal the entire mouse because they were new and cool!

They asked what made people unattractive to me. I didn’t say I wouldn’t be friends with them or shun them. I just wouldn’t be attracted to people like that. There are plenty of people in the world without those characteristics when picking a romantic partner.

• Racist
• Religious
• Egotistical/full of themselves
• Too much makeup/hair/clothing maintenance
• Unempathetic
• Not curious about the world
• Focus on celebrity news over real news

What kind of shitty spy wouldn’t learn the language of the people he was sent to spy on?! Can’t overhear secrets if you don’t understand.

Person of Interest had a similar idea too. A super computer would give them the SSN of someone about to die and they would investigate.

That’s a Canada goose. They get pretty big.

Definitely shopped though.