Sometimes I get so pissed they don’t have the main item I came for, that I go put everything back on the shelves, exactly where they came from.

Ice cream, after you haven’t had any for 2 weeks

Australia already has these laws.

The Prime Minister said the laws of mathematics don’t apply

Every government is jealous of Australia, where anyone working in IT can also be forced to put in a backdoor, and silenced from talking about it.

I’m thinking about taking the rest of the week off…