Tool-Lost keys/Rosetta stoned. Maybe the stoner really did see something out in the desert.

More the equivalent of a parent using your full name before telling you to do something… But it is your own mental monologue.

3rd person.

This one works in my company. If you have a ticket with no actionable items (you can’t do anything to improve it or it is complete), then you use that lack of actionable items to make a timer to close it, or pressure the team you’re waiting on.

You can go to any bakery and order a cake, take it home, and eat it by yourself. Same energy.

The system time on any arbitrary computer.