What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

Dunk a Shane

Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

Fucking legend

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all