I had a bird living in the AC unit during winter in one hotel. I didn’t sleep under the covers for fear of bedbugs.

Friend, I was excited that our house came with a central vacuum.

They hire women for their looks. Men, for how smug they can look. So, I guess they’re very appearance oriented.

Wife and I got our daughter a “smart” watch. It’s mostly just a phone that can only call and text certain numbers. Has a camera for short videos and pictures. We turn it into school mode during school. It’s basically a test for her getting a real phone down the line.