2 nights in a hotel in Sydney. Arrived at about 10pm straight from the airport. Unmanned entry to had to call someone from reception to come and give me the key despite arranging all this in advance.

Got in the room and the AC was broken so as a Brit arriving in Australia for the first time it was unbearably hot and the room stank of damp.

About the worst way to start jetlag recovery and I got out after the first night despite paying in advance.

Edit, oh and the fire alarm went off at 3AM!

Blast Corps

It’s a jungle out there and I oughta know!

Thinkin Things

And Sammy’s Science House

What if you’re on the bus?

Snow White was a failure at conception, not because of one actor.

Paul Dano was perfect in Swiss Army Man, that sense of “out of place” actually worked incredibly well for that film.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN-8m2KbJLQ

I’m not sure if you’re just trying to insult Canadians or what, but curling was invented in Scotland.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curling

Have you ever heard of a little place called Canada?

Hello fellow British Canucks fan. I find the endless series of catastrophes punctuated by brief periods of (false) hope really chimes with life in modern Britain.

While technically true, there were plenty of affiliated fascist organisations around the world who openly paraded their nazi sympathies in public. Oswald Mosely and his British Union of Fascists spring to mind.

I just became stupider after reading this post.

For something truly horrifying check out Fatal Insomnia:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_insomnia

Mirepoix

Sharing resources is SOCIALISM

Byker Grove taught me to never play paintball without eye protection.

MF DOOM, Buckethead, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Deftones

Either I’m whooshed so hard I’m in a new reality or it just simply wasn’t particularly funny

The first Spanish speaker to step foot in the area now known as Peru didn’t happen until 1513, 200 years after this hypothetical arrival date for you.

Do you speak Quecha?