Cruxifux

Hard agree. I am so willing to die on this hill.

I also hate those.

Really? I’ve never heard that sentiment from any of my other fit friends and I certainly don’t feel that way. I would love it if everyone was just hot.

I feel like Moist does amazing crunchy but melodic riffs personally

Ever listen to Eluveitie?

The intro to Power by KMFDM and the intro to Sold by Imperanon are two of my favourite riffs, but I love all kinds of heavy/death metal and industrial and hardcore punk rock and classic rock. Just gets my testosterone going. Makes ma ballz buzz.

Just love a heavy well produced guitar riff. Might be a boring answer but that’s the one for me.

Don’t pull out your penis, no matter what. They don’t want to see it.

If you’re good enough they won’t even know your there

Yeah but is that like a thing? Do people regularly do that?

I’ve never been there, just met them when they visited here.

My sister in law married an Icelander. Great guy. I’ve met his family. Some of them not so great. Iceland is still a country with people, and people are still people. Some of them are shitty no matter where they’re from.

…you can do that?

God I hate that guy

If that ain’t the definition of enshittification then I don’t know what is.

I remember angrily soaking the numbers and waiting for the stuoid dial circle thing to return to the middle so you could get the next button.

I also remember me and my buddies throwing our flip phones at each other or the ground and shit, not as a novelty but because those things were just indestructible. It was more of a danger to who you were throwing it at than to itself. Safer to throw a rock at your friend than those phones in most cases.

Exercise, play music, go jogging around town and meet new people all the time. Basically what I do now except not having to condense it into the little time I have off.

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

I hate them. I hate that everything is always trying to sell you something or trick you into generating profit somehow. It makes me want to burn down a bank.

Second both of these answers. If I was incredibly wealthy the first thing I would do is have an octopus pet.