Washington uses paper ballots absentee only and only needs more than a few hours to figure out results unless there’s a very tight race.

I didn’t realize I had it until well into adulthood and I’ve always enjoyed reading. Even the extensive description still has meaning I just don’t see it.

What a guy.

And some dehydrated lime and chili to that salt and you’ve really got something good.

Any place that asks for this is a place I have no interest in working. I’ll consider making an exception when they submit their video to me first.

“I haven’t thought about politics for more than 30 seconds in my entire life but I don’t want to admit that and don’t want to sound like a complete asshole” is about the most charitable way I can translate that sound bite.