It makes your dick fly off. Totally a valid reason.

Nokia 3310

Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.

Profit above all. Been this way for a long long time.

This is the way.

1. Merican. Gods language and the best language. You know I speak better Merican that anyone ever did. The best. Everyone says it. One time I was talking to Elon. I call him fuck boy the cum dumpster. No one treats me like he does. But, he was telling me you speak the best Merican. No one can talk as good as you do. Everyone says it. Maybe I should write a book about how good my English is. It would be the most huge book ever.

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As an expert in people claiming to be an expert on the internet, listen to mts711.

Get him one. Just set a passcode that is 65 characters long and tell him good luck.