The red army of china didn’t really take prisoners.

This is a special chip, salt and vinegar flavour

Why do companies refuse to tessellate their eggs?! You could have 3x rows of 3-4-3 for 10 eggs, 5-6-5 for 16 eggs or 7-8-7 for a 22-pack.

Sewing fellas unite!

I usually make hats and tool wraps, but I mend dresses or alter clothes for friends too.

I have actually never considered watching Plex’s free shows.

If I did see something I liked, I’d probably ‘acquire’ it and put it in my own library.

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I still have a hard drive full of fossilized memes from before the time of 4chan

This is one of my favorites

“We”

“Do we think that leftover scree was important? Do we remember where it came from?”

“We need to get some more sleep.”

Sometimes it’s “You” when referring to the lazy, scared, or angry one.

“You’re overreacting. You’ll be fine. You’re upset over nothing.”

Never I.

#NudistProblems

I have facial blindness so I’d be a cops worst nightmare as a witness. Yeah I know the guy left literally 3 minutes ago but I could not pick him out of a lineup.

I work near a casino. I told my colleagues I’m banned for counting cards, so I don’t have to go with them and I have an easy and bulletproof excuse to not go.

All billionaires are shit, but Gates is only an elephants diarrhoea, whereas musk is the sick triceratops’ shitmound from Jurassic Park.

The sunken jets cause a hazard to fishing trawlers, ensnaring their nets and disrupting their catch, thereby putting economic pressure on the adversary and creating food insecurity among enemy pescatarians. This is the peak of hybrid warfare.

What distro do you use?

Can’t believe you’d say it out loud, with a hard ‘R’ and all!

I do not want to go where there is no anaesthetic

Wow there’s no need to be rude

“What if Left, but worse and racist?”

Delete my browsing history!

What is this from?