Comments like this make asking these questions so worth it. That’s such a cool thing to know is happening somewhere!

Cruising on a boat, spot a shark fin, “Hey pal want a tow?” Or if the boat has some kinda bay, “Flop aboard for a ride sharko!”

Personally, and it might end me one day, but almost any kinda lizard I think I’d welcome in.

Also sometimes groundhogs look like they might like a brief lift to another patch of dirt to dig around in, or I dunno, maybe a brief snack run.

Would taking notes from some dogs and rolling in foul stuff count?

Why limit your imagining to products alone? Even in that reply I’m not specifying person or thing (despite the use of “it”), and with the original question I’m asking either marketing oneself or something.

The internet has been carefully curated […]

You mean the fuckin’ corporate internet? 😜

Yes but also markets in general, because why not?

No no, if they could hire you for that you’d be marketable, but if you actively liked the product and kept talking them up only to make them uncool and refused being paid to or paid to stop, maybe? 🤔

I would think like however ungovernable is meant but directed toward businesses and markets.

I guess that may look like disregard for contracts, refusing to sell to businesses, applying for jobs only to string businesses along or ghost them like they have so many, or things like this?

Asking to see how people interpret and run with the idea, what they consider unmarketable and the ways to achieve it

As in you can’t market it because it wouldn’t sell regardless of how you may try.

May be too specific but have been inconsistently trying to get [email protected] going as a community to find alternatives/similar stuff to what one likes.

It’s a riff on the old ifyoulikeblank subreddit without the initially unclear tagging requirements.

People comment, which is great, but few other posters.

Perhaps malleerphobia? Or if being formal-ish, anaspectaphobia?

As in put into regular use and understood in all the various ways they may come to be understood. As compared to a word that one makes up in private that only they understand and may never pass from them into use by anyone else, particularly with their personal understanding/meaning.

However this is meant as a fun question, so you may answer with your ideal conditions in mind. The question is meant to provide a starting point, not set any strict bounds or punitive conditions.

On further thought, adding a couple words to the already kinda long question wasn’t too much. I adjusted it to better ask what I had in mind, which was what invented words would you make and have instantly adopted.

Are beanbag chairs in with big chiro? 😯

Would you investigate it for wondrous secrets first?