I have a decade old lenovo yoga that still lasts like 40 minutes unplugged. Idunno how much a UPS that can supply a desktop for that long would cost, nor if that’s an embarrassingly short time, but it works well enough for me

Not all of us

You are correct, but implying something is not the same as literally stating something

Alto’s Odyssey with youtube on my TV, or No Man’s Sky with youtube on my phone

Left Starman, but yes

My cat’s real name is Lily

Ooh, that’s a good one. If we don’t share taste, then just hook me up to a lie detector and ask if I liked the dub of the last Eureka Seven movie. If we do share taste, then sweet! There’s two fans of it!

Shit, that may be the most personally identifiable information I’ve ever shared

The inquisitor sighs in exasperation.

“It’s been 36 hours. You’ve each had one granola bar and a bottle of Pepsi since you got here. At some point, one of you has to prove you’re real.”

Left Starman says “I invoke the 5th.”

Right Starman says “I want a lawyer.”

"You’re not under arrest! We’re just trying to figure out which one of you is real. You gotta give us something.

Both Starmen simultaneously state “I don’t talk to police.”

The interrogation continues for a further 17 hours before Left Starman gives in. “My cat’s name is Iris, you can call my roommates and verify it.”

“You dumb son of a bitch,” Right Starman says, “that’s just what I tell people online.”

BLAM

The bard

My doppelganger will provide PII before I do

Whichever one folds and tells you an actual identifying characteristic first is the fake

Relevant name

I have a few wallpapers like that too lol

Fucking based

God I miss my Razer Phone 2. To my knowledge, it was the last Android phone ever released that did not have a blighted notch or hole punch. The only thing that could improve it would be an OLED screen

My lock screen is just my wallpaper, which I can’t post one screenshot of because my phone cycles through 175 of them. You definitely could tell a lot about me based on that alone, and also based on what wallpapers I have and in what order they’re in

Unfathomable, and thankfully not something I have to worry about (there are animal shelters near you that will just give you a cat if you give them money)

I’m no well read philosopher, but the idea that life has a meaning is repulsive to me. It implies that there is a correct state of affairs, and introduces the possibility that you’ve done something wrong, that you failed to fulfill some purpose. Nuts to that, there are no wrong choices, besides the obvious ones like murder and not brushing your teeth

Seriously the people in this subreddit cannot seem to comprehend that “less bad” is in fact better than “more bad”

It’s better when Democrats are in control because my brown countrymen aren’t being detained and deported without due process by Democrat politicians

Hows it feel to simp for a party that can’t get a 3% advantage on donald fucking Trump?

Feels better than simping for a party that can’t get 3% of the votes in the first place

From Wikipedia:

Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, and ultranationalist political ideology and movement, characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation or race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy. Opposed to Marxism, democracy, anarchism, pluralism, free markets, egalitarianism, communism, liberalism, and socialism, fascism is at the far right of the traditional left–right spectrum.

Democrats are right-wing, but not far-right. Democrats are not authoritarian or ultranationalist, Democrats are not characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, or belief in a natural social hierarchy. Democrats are not opposed to democracy, egalitarianism, or liberalism.

Not sure what you said but 100% agreed

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