If a bidet user was also an Arch user, which would they tell you about first?

I didn’t realize “banal” was pronounced “ban all”

😶

I was today years old…

For years I drove past a sign for Eastport on my way in to the city centre. No-one every mentions Eastport on the news. I decided it must be the single most boring suburb in the city.

Last year I realised the sign actually reads like this:

East

Port

And things finally clicked.

Lotta downvotes in this thread. Seems like some of you feel like I’m disrespecting your non-beliefs. 😜

That’s kind of the opposite of what atheism is about. It’s literally about evidence.

Maybe I’m being nitpick-y, but I think you’re pointing at one small part of the whole and saying “that’s it, right there. All of it”. Atheism is literally about what you don’t do - believe in any god. Some atheists come to that point through consideration and self-reflection. Others don’t.

I don’t like to see science presented as a belief system. Science is a tool for establishing fact about the natural world in a methodical and reproducible way. For debating the existence of gods, you need philosophy.

Atheism is simply the state of nonbelief in a deity.

Atheism is a spectrum too. At one end you have small-a atheists who would believe in a deity if presented with compelling proof. At the other end you have people with a fervent belief in no deities who would not be persuaded by evidence.

I’m currently debating whether I need a whisk.

When you’re tired from work but you’ve still got to clean the whole thing to ‘protect your investment’.

Why are American men so concerned about their masculinity? From the outside it doesn’t look like they have anything to worry about.

Russia and China.

I got thrown out of class for borrowing a pencil.

Didn’t understand then, don’t understand now.

Ever hold a strong flashlight up to your hand and see your bones outlined in red? Like that, only… more.

LED indicator lights on things that have nothing to indicate. Does an electric fan need an indicator? Will you be confused about whether it’s operating or not if it doesn’t have one? Oh, it’s in swivel mode! Good thing it told me that, or I might have thought it was swiveling for other reasons.

I make a dildo fall out of Trump’s pocket.

Edit to add: but not before I buy shares in leading dildo manufacturers, because no self-respecting MAGA will be caught dead in public without their pocket-dildo after that.

“Dinner’s only a couple of hours away. Why don’t you wait?”

Because I had just finished a sponsored fast for charity and hadn’t eaten for two days.

And don’t look at me like I’m the monster when I push your unattended cart out of my way.

I’ve already eaten insects. Can’t say I enjoyed it, but protein’s protein.

No?

😀 I was thinking along the lines of a log flume ride that ends in the lake of fire. It doesn’t have to be about watching Hitler and Mussolini boil upside down in a cauldron full of sulphur.