get your kidneys checked out

source: i am missing a kidney now

even as a drinker, i did not drink alcohol on any date.

if your date simply needs alcohol, that tells you something you should probably know.

i would be afraid that i would murder me

that’s completely fucked mate

yea

touch screens aren’t a design trend. they’re a way to save cost.

i can cry on demand by recalling a certain moment in that movie

if i get triggered i will have a full body cry that lasts an hour and ill just be sitting there in the seat after the lights come on soaked in tears unable to move it’s really embarrassing thanks pixar you fucking asshole

Intel pentium 75mhz

to much shit and piss

i would use it to take a shit if they let me

truckgpt will be here soon, unfortunately

shown it my nuts

conservatives will assume that your empathy for others is fake, that it must have been brainwashed into you. basically they think you’re an idiot. sorry

<3

what ultimately happened with your dad? is your mom ok

it really helps to live in a city i think. run/cycling meetups are where is at for me

I’m asking it to do all the computer things it’s currently doing but to be reliable at doing them because that’s what I use it for now and I’m addicted

eye contact like this @_@

girls will signal to me that they might be open to having a conversation, but it’s rare that one would directly initiate. the trick for me is recognizing the signals when i see them, and not hanging around for too long especially if it doesn’t look like it’s working out.