Tom Petty, running down a dream.

“Is funny?”

Around me, 242-2000 might be a close second to yours. It’s for a taxi company.

They even have a little jingle for it. Can’t forget it even when im drunk.

I get that. He is good. It probably stems more from that very weird point, where he was doing kind of Andy Kaufman thing.

Rapping and that weird interview on Letterman, where he was giving one word answers to all of his questions.

Joaquin Phoenix.

“If you’re from the pan handle, no.”

I was led to believe that soap left on dishes can give you diarrhea or worse.

I mean, dishwashers and even washing machines for clothes have a rinsed cycle for a reason, I’d bet.

One of my ex girlfriends would wash her dishes without rinsing them. Ues soapy water to scrub them and just put them in the dish strainer.

Edit: spelling

That was 17 years ago already?!

Every time that they get close enough to a smoke detector, make it scream.

Maybe "pants " a few of them in front of a press conference.

Is there a mosquito inside it? You could start Jurassic park.

I just love the way he delivers it. I’m typically not so bold…

I quoted James Earl Jones in Coming to America, “LET THEM WAIT!”.

As a cook, I once had a server come back to the kitchen and said the customer complained that thier omelet was “too hot”…

Kinda got your wish with one post…

Just ask a question every once and a while…

That my dogs will aways be happy to see me

Depends on if I’m mad at myself…

“I should go get some food.”

“You fucking idiot.”

Danm it, you beat me…

Under cutting, fucker! You’re not allowed at Price is Right game night…/jk

30g, not educated. Just a guess.