LousyCornMuffins

Butt too small

Uh, second

Condom catheter, friend

Best way to reheat pizza. Also, I’ve been making garlic feta fries in there lately that aren’t quite oil crisp (and I’m picky about my fries) but are worth eating. (1 part black pepper, 2 parts salt, 2 parts garlic powder, 4 parts oregano, as much feta as you’d like). We really only get out the big oven for stuff like pizza, calzones, meals for large gatherings, stuff that doesn’t fit in the air fryer.

The box stores make this spanakopita, it cooks up so well in there. I practically live off the stuff.

Both Costco and Sam’s club make these ice cream makers in the wooden buckets. The motors have flimsy PET plastic gears. I get it. Strip out a replaceable gear rather than burn out the wires in a motor, easy easier repair, right? Wrong, I have a nearly identical ice cream maker that’s 60 years old, the motor still works great. Metal gears, just gotta oil and maintain it regularly because it gets near salt water and gets splashed occasionally over the decades. The new ones strip out the damn gears after two batches of ice cream.

My solution ended up being to get an ice cream maker with built in refrigerant, but then I needed to get it recharged and that’ll cost a much as the machine itself. Thanks a ton, breville. I’m saving up for a professional machine now.

Similarly, I work in a field where they are forbidden because we deal with confidential information. If the LLMs started randomly spouting some Chaucer it was trained on, what about some court cases? How about we use the LLM to evaluate the damages and assign them values that couldn’t go wrong at all. I need another drink.

Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.

(I’m not very good at this)

Purity of blessed fluids

But how else will my baja get blasted properly

I mean it’s reddit. Example: I used to get on there from time to time, I’m fairly involved in homelessness services. Almost every time someone gets on there asking for help with food and I send them a link to food kitchens, food banks and other actual social services they can use to get themselves back on their feet, it gets pulled with an explanation of something like “well, we were just hoping for general advice not anything practical” from whatever mod removes the comment. I have some opinions on that.

It’s less to do with your comments, more to do with the platform and the specific mods

#HIS SOUL GOES MARCHING ON MOTHERFUCKERS

all my homies hate sparrows

make one shit last several teslas and make one tesla last several shits.

• reward your slowly growing army of loyal followers with random trinkets of arbitrary and sentimental value

i’m tired but i know a thing or two about finance and all this tracks. i wouldn’t present it in court without spending an hour or two tracing down every line, but on first blush it passes the smell test

oh wait i got another one, my tinnitus it a pretty constant pitch, and i can measure my intervals offa it so i got perfect pitch. i can’t tell you what note it is (except for b3, i hit that one perfectly every time because of this one ave maria) but it takes me a minute. the note is e11 or e12 i can’t remember which anymore

there are a few diseases (mostly in the cold/flu family) that i can smell. it’s something in the sweat.

yes but can you always do something about it, that is the real superpower

we grow a medium pot full of lemon balm every season, and we’ll grab a handful of that, some rosemary, and some mint, throw it in a pot with some water and let it simmer for half an hour for some homemade potpourri. it’s just a coverup, but it’s pleasant.

now, regarding my superpower i give good hugs