I recently installed a brand new e-signature system at our company, which HR doesn’t use. They want me to print it out, sign it, and fax it back. This was last week. Like… WTF. I said no and just e-signed it.

Contra Bass Clarinet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-aqcHlSFEI&list=RDQM1rbFoJYEB5E&start_radio=1

Fellow dog lovers unite.

I totally thought Upgrade would suck. I’ve watched it 10 times now, and every time it gets better. Just stellar work.

Daniel Radcliffe while dead the entire movie flexes his ass cheeks as a superpower.

It was super dumb and full of action and I enjoyed the hell out of it.

We always use celery when we make stock for our dogs, as we make their food using fish stock or beef stock. We get super cheap bags of salmon meat (like 5 pounds for $5) at the local farmers market and then use all of that to make stock. We get enough stock to last about 6 months per batch.

Wilder/Pryor ftw

I rode my bike three times today. Once for fun, once to go get groceries (cargo bike), and once to go to the store again because I forgot something. Then I made a nice fire in the firepit with this lovely hardwood we got from a house around the corner who was giving it away and flame grilled some steak and peppers, onions and squash. It was delicious.

Well shit, you should be proud.

No. You have to chop it up.

Why the hell would you want to do that? Just do lots of cocaine and invent coca cola

I didn’t. So there.

Are you ok?

Did it star a guy whose name rhymed with Latent Billion?

How do you know that the person talking to you is not a dog.

Actually, it depends on the airport. A lot of them you only need to show ID now, not a ticket.

This is the way. I’ve used a purse for years and it is so much better.

There can be only one CaptPretentious.

I jiggle my mouse every 5 minutes.